I am so afflicted with Canada Complex (you know, when you glow with pride after any mention of a Canadian place, name, or when a Canadian does well south of the border) that I want to give a shout out to 22-year old Jayde Nicole. She's Playboy's Playmate of the Year for 2008- and she's from Ontario!


Jayde is Canada's first Playmate of the Year since 1982, when Shannon Tweed was honoured with the title.
On Playboy's website, she lists her turn-ons being: "Intelligence, honesty, politeness, hopeless romantics and someone who is really into music. And nice eyes help."
Her turn-offs include: "Liars, rude people, arrogance, people who are fake, bad hygiene and anyone who is mean to animals." I'd tell you more, but our office porn blocker won't let me onto the mag's site.

She's the exact same as me! We could be besties. Why do hot girls always look way older than they really are? Like all the crazies who were on The Bachelor this year- these women were between 20 and 25 but they looked like total cougs. I think it's because of all the makeup they wear- and plastic surgery and fake bakes never made anyone look younger.

Speaking of cougs, Happy Mother's Day Mom! (Just kidding, love ya!)