I've been meaning to post this for a while. Another horse in the energy drink race- so funny!

I wish I could have posted the sequel, "Powerthirst 2:Re-domination", but there are some NSFW moments...

The Dirt- March 18th, 2008

-What is it about Carmen Electra that makes guys want to get her name tattooed on them? I just don't get what she offers. I'm being sarcastic.
Well, add another one to the list . Carmen and her boyfriend, Korn guitarist Rob Patterson, got inked last week. She got an "R" tattooed behind her ear, while Rob had “Carmen” inked on his forearm.
Carmen’s ex-husband, rocker Dave Navarro, tattooed her initials on his chest, and we know how that relationship ended.

-Drama down under... The father of late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin has reportedly left the famous Australia Zoo because he doesn't agree with daughter-in-law Terri Irwin's rumored plans to sell the zoo property.
Terri supposedly wants to relocate to her native U.S. with kids Bindi and Robert. There are rumors she plans to sell the zoo to cable network Animal Planet and build a $100-million Disney-style wildlife theme park. That just seems wrong. I hope it's not true.

-Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden is taking his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, on tour with him. The group is kicking off tour next week in South Africa. Hilton says she's ready for life on a tour bus. Riggggght.