Watson's blog

Head Shots in the NHL....

This blog is not for the faint of heart.  If you have a low tolerance for violence then I highly recommend you DO NOT scroll down! Violence and head shots need to be gone from the game. The picture below proves this.  Scroll down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meet the guys from Billy Talent!!

We have talent...you have talent. It may not be talent that will change the world...but it's talent nonetheless.  You know....talent like being able to shove a string up your nose and pull it out of your mouth...or you can stick a baseball in your mouth. Whatever party tricks that have faired well for you over the years could help you meet the guys from Billy Talent.

My Naked Toboggan Video

Another moment where my Mother sits back and says...'I am sooooo proud of my boy'! Yep....I had to honour my Superbowl bet with Shack by toboganning naked. I think I've lost so many of these bets that seeing my ass on the net has become old hat.  

Here you go.  The vid is just waiting for you to press play...all of it in glorious HD! If you're tight for time...fast forward to 4:09 to get right to the actual downhill madness.  If you have a few minutes...sit back and watch the lead up to it all. You know you want to!!

 

 

In Honour of the Vancouver Olympics...Stupid Questions People Ask About Canada!

 
Thanks to Gina Bailey for sending me these questions.  Now, that the Vancouver 2010 Olympics are here...I had to post this.  These are REAL questions asked about our fair country...from the International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers aren't real.

Gretzky, Superbowl, Poker Rally, Jamaica = GOOD TIMES!

It's been a busy time of year but the cool thing about my gig is...busy means lots of good times!  Where to start....let's go with Gretzky at the Kinsmen Dinner.

Shack and Watson's Superbowl Bet is Set...

Well...it all comes down to the NFL's two best teams. In fact, these two teams were predicted to make it to the show six games into the 2009 season. The Saints had the #1 ranked offense...Indy landed at #13.

Shack and I have made our Superbowl bet.  He's hopped on the Saints bandwagon this year.  That doesn't mean he'll be a fan next year...but he has put his naked body on the line that the Saints will win. Shack's decision to go with the Big Easy is music to my ears! Here's why....

I must be getting cultured...

Yo! Just got back from Jamaica and I'm still trying to clear the cob webs.  I'll get back into blogging more later this week but I wanted to post the Green Day performance from the Grammy;s the other night. I must be getting cultured because I enjoyed the rendition of '21 Guns' with the singers of the 'American Idiot' musical.  It was an unusual collaboration...but I thought it shows that Green Day is more than just a three chord punk band...

Hey look! It's Tiger in sex rehab! We see you Tiger!

Here's nympho Tiger at the Pine Grove Sex Rehab Clinic in Missouri.  A sex rehab clinic has to be a tough place to ween yourself off the horizontal hokey pokey. I mean at AA...everyone is addicted to booze and no alcohol is allowed on the premises.  But at a sex rehab facility...you could be faced with a cute blonde who also suffers from sex addiction and well...you know...you both have the tools required right there to fall off the bandwagon! 

Axl in Edmonton

Axl and the new Guns n' Roses hit Edmonton on Sunday.  He's packed on a little belly pudge...but so have I...so what can I say? He's wearing the fedora a fair bit these days which I don't think does him any favours. When I think of Axl Rose...I think of the bandana, plaid shirt and lovely, tight, white spandex shorts!

Hare are some pics from Edmonton.

Calvin calls The Beaver magazine!

After 90 years of being known as 'The Beaver' magazine...the owners of this Winnipeg-based publication have decided to change it's name to 'Canada's History'. After doing some surveys, they found that women under the age of 45 can find the name to be a little offensive...plus, if you search 'beaver' on the interweb...you're bound to find your way to the net's biggest money-maker...porn sites.  Who'da thunk?

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