Best Leprechaun News Story Ever

Here's to my Irish brothers and sisters today: An bhfuil tú ar meisce fós? To everyone else- Enjoy 'yer green beer tonight! Why does green beer give such a brutal hangover? Anyway, here's possibly the best TV news story on leprechauns EVER. It comes straight outta Mobile, Alabama.

The Dirt- March 17th, 2008

-Halle Berry was right. She thought she might have a girl, and, she has. She gave birth yesterday and her publicist says she's ``doing great.'' The father is Canadian model Gabriel Aubry.

-So, of all the people to end up being Britney Spears' dinner companion, this one is pretty unexpected. Mel Gibson! The two were spotted leaving a Russian restaurant in Hollywood Saturday night...
Sources think that Mel wanted to give Britney a little advice over a little borcht.

-And bang the gong, the Heather Mills Paul McCartney divorce fight is OVER. She has won a 48 million dollar settlement from him. Outside court today, Mills said she was very pleased with the decision.
McCartney had offered a settlement of about 30 million, including property.