Keep Santa Fat!

Just when I think I've heard it all, I see this story on the news and it makes me sick!  Turns out the USA Surgeon General wants Santas' to slim down!  They think in this day in age of obesity and diabetes, Santa is sending a bad message to kids!  BRUTAL!  So what!  Are you kidding me?  Put down the snacks.  Santa doesn't make any kid fat!  I guess they did a study and polled like 300 Santa's and their average weight was almost 260 pounds.  Whatever.  You know the older I get the more I struggle with "healthy."  If you want to eat whatever you want, go for it.  Life's too precious to spend not doing what you want.  Alas, you can sign a petition on this website keepsantafat.com.  There's alot of funny stuff on it actually.  Check it out.  I think Shack and I are gonna touch on this on Tuesday's show, and make sure and call us with your Bon Jovi reviews.  I can't make it to the concert so I want to hear about it.

Cheers, Gregger! gregger@rock102rocks.com