Chad McDonald's blog

Holy crap! I am so excited I feel like throwing my own fecal matter. MONKEY WAITERS!!!! Not only have the Japanese given us Subaru, kimonos, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I know, they were American. But without Ninja they would just be talking turtles), but they have given us the ultimate solution to labour shortages. Hire monkeys.

Saturday night I headed to the Queen City to check out the Riders. (AKA Get wrecked). The game, not too hot. Horrible play really. BTW, did we pull Bishop way too fast or was that just our opinion in the stands? I digress. So we lost. And looked bad doing it. Throwing drinks and basically looking like buffoons. But, I suppose that'll be the last time they throw the ball into the stands. That's one thing that was funny about the situation. The ball was thrown into the stands and back out onto the field even faster.

Check this out. Mick Cassidy made a vow two years ago. I will not shave until Metallica releases a new album.

Well, last week, Mick shaved. Actually, James Hetfield shaved him. Now thats dedication. Here are some more suggestions. 

(The obvious) No shaving the moustache until the Magnum PI movie is released.

Not shaving and dyeing your beard red until Walker Texas Ranger makes it's return.

No trimming of toe nails until Tony Danza has a comeback.

It's an intimidating thing. Interviewing Andrew Dice Clay. So intimidating that I couldn't do it alone. Sal had to sit in with me. Dice really doesn't take crap from anyone. First off, he shows up in a stretch Navigator limo. He definitely wasn't rolling low profile. He steps out and you automatically see that confident swagger. He walks in, camcorder in hand, recording everything. It's gotta be documented. And there's one thing you notice about Mr. Clay, he never shuts off. He's always on.

So, last night I watched the MTV VMA's. I then immediately felt like vomiting. That was the worst big budget, over the top piece of crap I've seen in a while. It was worse than Spiderman 3 for God sake.

I've recently been perturbed (word of the day) at the pace some people cross the street in this city. First off, I'm ruling out all elderly people and those with disabilities. I understand the reason, and I will be patient. But those who are fully able, GET YOUR ASS MOVING!!!!!

Hey kids. It's been a while since I've been on I know, but we're gonna try and make this a regular thing again, so here we go.

Tomorrow night, A.k.a Thursday, Airbourne is going to light up the Odeon stage. GO!!!!!!!! These guys just got off the Mayhem tour with Dragonforce, Slipknot and Disturbed. They are primed and ready to go. I could have posted a fancy video from Airbourne, but here's a gritty, low quality video of a Toronto performance. Because, low and gritty is what these guys do best. Check it out. Try and block out the guy singing in the background. PS: Get there early to check out the Parlor Mob. Unbelievable rock!

 

Hey kids. It's Chad. Before I get outta here on holidays I figured I'd talk Cruefest. What a day!!!!

Hey y'all. as Three Doors Down would say. I'm currently sitting at Earls after an unbelievable rock show. If you weren't part of the 1500 people who showed up at the concert, you missed out. WOW!! Hit after hit after hit. I know some people may call them the Nickelback of the deep south, but call them what you may, they were awesome. sounding unbelievable and playing as if they were in front of 20000 people. Econoline Crush? I don't know. Sal and I were in the bar. LOL. but i'm sure they were good. Cruefest is next. See you there. Later. PS Sal is eating calamari. damn that stuff stinks.