audio by artist calvin

2:11 minutes (2 MB)

Calvin calls the Flames office to recruit Iggy for ROCK 102's Shinny Tourney.

3:32 minutes (8.11 MB)

Calvin has no idea who some of the performers are at the 2008 Juno Awards.  He calls the organizers for some details.

3:08 minutes (7.18 MB)

Cheesehead Calvin calls the Packers head office distraught over Brett Favre's retirement.

1:40 minutes (3.82 MB)

The Riders trade Kerry Joseph!  An overly sad Calvin calls the Rider organization.

3:35 minutes (8.19 MB)

Wilcox, Saskatchewan was one of the five finalists in CBC's Kraft Hockeyville.  Calvin calls CBC in Toronto to put in a few good words for the home of the Hockey Hounds.

2:21 minutes (5.39 MB)

After 80 years Canadian Tire is putting an end to their yearly catalogue.  What's Calvin going to read while on the john?  He calls Canadian Tire in T.O. for more info.

1:28 minutes (3.38 MB)

It was trade deadline day in the NHL and Shack and Watson wanted to see what they could get for Gregger.   Calvin called the Vancouver Canucks looking to make a deal.

3:24 minutes (3.11 MB)

Calvin attempts to reserve a few tables for the finale of 'The Biggest Loser'.  Unfortunately it's the same night as Game 4 between the Flames and Sharks.

3:28 minutes (7.94 MB)

Calvin calls HP Pavillion in San Jose after losing an eye during game 7 between the Sharks and Flames.  Did the cleaning staff find it?

3:08 minutes (2.88 MB)

The Canadian Space Agency is doing a countrywide recruitment for six new astronauts.  Calvin definitely wants to get in on this...so he makes the call to find out more.

2:52 minutes (6.57 MB)

Calvin was a little miffed at how pro-Calgary Rod Black was during TSN's broadcasts of the Riders/Stamps tilt.  He calls TSN's audience relations to give him some of his thoughts.

3:15 minutes (7.45 MB)

Calvin calls the Bomber office (as a fake Bomber fan) to let them know he's offened that Troy Westwood called Rider fans 'banjo pickin' inbreds'.

2:26 minutes (5.56 MB)

Calvin calls the Bunny Ranch to learn more about Natalie Dylan, the 22 year old Sacramento girl who is selling her virginity to pay for her tuition.

3:37 minutes (8.3 MB)Dr. Pepper agreed to offer up a free can of the good stuff to every American if Guns n' Roses release 'Chinese Democracy' in 2008.  Well...the release date has been set for November 23rd and Calvin puts in his order for his free Dr. Pepper.

3:09 minutes (7.23 MB)Taco Bell agreed to give Americans a free taco when a player stole a base in the World Series.  It happened in Game 1 and Calvin called Taco Bell to cash in, even though he lives in Canada.

2:24 minutes (5.48 MB)

The New York Islanders are having their training camp in Saskatoon this year. We wondered if the folks at the Isles' office would have any details on our fair city and the people who live there. Calvin made the call to find out for us.

1:50 minutes (4.21 MB)

With Barack Obama making his first appearance Canada...Calvin's looking for the chance to meet him and get a signature. 

2:50 minutes (6.51 MB)

At this point, Metallica has no plans to make a stop in Saskatoon on their tour. So, our buddy Calvin called their agent to book a private function!

2:26 minutes (5.57 MB)The 1st ever Cougar Cruise is taking place this December.  Calvin calls to get the lowdown.

2:11 minutes (4.99 MB)

Calvin lost something at a Mexican resort. He calls to see if they found it!

2:25 minutes (5.55 MB)

The Flames sent an AHL roster to Saskatoon to take on the Islanders in preseason action in Saskatoon.  Calvin was depressed with the amount of money he spent to take his kids to the game and no big stars played.  He had to hold back the tears when he called the Flames to complain.

2:25 minutes (5.53 MB)

Viagra couldn't even help Calvin! He thinks he's had an adverse reaction to the H1N1 flu shot. He can't get it up! He calls Health Canada to discuss. 

3:03 minutes (2.79 MB)

90 year old Canadian history magazine 'The Beaver' was forced to change it's name. Why? More online search sites were taking prospective readers to nudey sites. Calvin loves his Beaver and is not happy with the name change...so he called them.

1:54 minutes (4.35 MB)

A person was offering cash to get tickets to ROCK 102's Spring Invasion. Calvin surprised her with a pair of freebies!

1:38 minutes (1.5 MB)

Tiger Woods returns to golf at the Masters in Augusta...meanwhile former mistress Jocelyn James is stripping at a nudey joint just down the road. Calvin calls the Pink Pony Gentlemen's Cub with a brilliant idea!

3:07 minutes (2.86 MB)It's tax time and Calvin is hoping to write off a few extra things...but isn't sure if it's OK. So he called H&R Block in Ottawa to find some answers.